|Location||Providence, Rhode Island, United States|
|Introduction||Needlessly abrasive and annoying 21 year old|
|Interests||SKYMALL, PEOPLE WHO LOOK LIKE THEIR PETS|
|Favorite Movies||80's smut|
|Favorite Music||I only like two bands and they are both New Order|
|Favorite Books||Notes from the Underground, Candide|
What would you wear for camouflage if you were hiding in a gingerbread house?
The skin of gingerbread humans