Randall Morrison

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Gender Male
Industry Sports or Recreation
Occupation Spreadsheet Architect
Location Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Interests bowler hats, audio engineering, details, people, distinctive branding, kreteks, initialisms, acronyms, truth, black comedy, riddles, vocabulary, sex, cool stories, linguistics, extreme ironing, limited editions, communication, terraforming, the Uncanny Valley, acoustics, sheep shearing, coffee, camel wrestling, coins, unusual collections, ergodic hypotheses, the Seven Wonders of the World, deconstructivist architecture, cow fighting, off-notes, stationery, reflexes, false realities, calcium, data, vinculumarity, fractals, flatwound strings, shipwrecks, 5th Century BC, irony, colourless cola, dry humour, deadpan, connoisseurship, non-commercial photography, numismatics
Favorite Movies Amelie, In Dreams, Brokedown Palace, Airplane!, My Girl, The Blair Witch Project, This Is Spinal Tap, Hot Shots!, Apollo 13, Return of the Jedi, Requiem For A Dream, Showdown In Little Tokyo, Tinamer, Cocktail, Broken Arrow, Dirty Work
Favorite Music Queen, Eric Johnson, Carlos Eduardo Arellano, Larry Carlton, Dr. Dre, Nate Dogg, Dave Brubeck Quartet, Speechwriters LLC, Jason Mraz, Rachael Yamagata, Young Jeezy, T.I., Wes Montgomery, Benny Goodman, Buddy Rich, Sonata Arctica, Chad Coggin, Blind Melon, Barenaked Ladies, Judy Garland, Timbaland, Michael Kaeshammer
Favorite Books Speaker for the Dead, The Neverending Story, The Outsider, Bridge to Terebithia, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, The Stand, Seventh Son, Ender's Game, Xenocide, Children of the Mind, Shadow of the Hegemon, Shadow of the Giant, The Outsider, Braindroppings, Napalm & Silly Putty, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Salmon of Doubt

Please describe how you could take the peel off an apple all in one go:

Flamethrower.