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Gender Male
Industry Construction
Occupation estimator/surveyor
Location Port Huron, Michigan, United States
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Introduction Alright Guy, Father, Husband, Carpenter, Son, Brother, Friend, Enemy, Estimator, Procrastinator, Sex Fiend, Laborer, Consumer, Seller, Operator, Surveyor, Gamer, Ranter.
Interests demolition, fire, ranting, pain, sex, cartoons, clowns, religion, masochism, scooby-doo, bdsm, alcohol, music, J.R. "Bob" Dobbs
Favorite Movies The Big Lebowski, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Matrix, Powder, Labyrinth, Alice in Wonderland, Falling Down, Lord of the Rings, Clerks, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Benny & Joon, Ninth Gate, Death to Smoochy, Godfather, Fight Club, Identity, Nightmare before Christmas, Natural Born Killers, Tombstone, American Psyco, Memento
Favorite Music Perfect Circle, Tori Amos, Tool, Factory 81, Faith No More, Mr. Bungle, Lovage, King Missile, Pearl Jam, Nickelback, Godsmack, Alice in Chains, Nine Inch Nails, Huey Lewis and the News
Favorite Books Lord of the Rings, Beauty, Chronicles of Narnia, Karma Sutra, Anarchist's cookbook, Fox in Sox, Green Eggs and Ham, Memnoch the Devil, Queen of the Damned, Salvidor Dali

The love potion you made tastes terrible. How will you drink it?

I will shove it up my asshole and obsorb it thru the tender flesh. Everyone knows love stinks.