Shaylee the Rose

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Gender Female
Industry Sports or Recreation
Occupation Professional Eater.
Location Oregon, United States
Introduction I'm a complex individual. I sometimes cry because I'm hungry or because I'm tired. But I often cry for no apparent reason at all. I'm an enigma, and I pride myself on my inscrutability. I smile a lot, but sometimes it's just gas. I want to be a princess when I grow up. Or maybe an astronaut. Or maybe a cowgirl. I haven't decided. Luckily, my dad's a super-genius, and he can teach me just about anything I want to know. He's awesome. My mom's pretty okay too.
Interests Eating. Sleeping. Laughing at my dork of a dad. Watching football and baseball.
Favorite Music Mommy's heartbeat.