Kiwi Salazar

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Gender	Male
Industry	Fashion
Occupation	High Fashion (of course, darling) but unempolyed - duh! I'm a parrot.
Location	Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
Links	Audio Clip
Introduction	I am an eight year old Quaker Parakeet. I am your gorgeous run of the mill lime green with grey feathered Quaker. No mutations here - just pure and natural colors. I am about eleven inches long including my lovely tail feathers. I like riding on Lou's shoulder (he likes it too as it makes him look like a pirate - AAARRGH!). I say a few words including some bad ones but prefer "Step up", "I love you", "Kisses", and "Kiwi, Kiwi". More in my Autobio I and Autobio II.
Interests	Flying, eating, squawking, begging for Lou's attention, biting Dani, biting anyone other than Lou, chasing budgies, Saturday morning showers, peanuts, bird toys i.e. biting anyone other than Lou, bottle cap collecting, pulling out Lou's whiskers, chasing feet, doing the hootchy-cootchy dance.
Favorite Movies	Paulie (my favorite), "Pirates of the Carribean", "Wild Parrots of Telegraph Hill", "The Goodbye Bird", "The Real Macaw", "Einstein the Parrot: The People's Pet Star", "Chicken Little", "Chicken Run", and basically anything with birds in it.

Your superpower is that you smell like dandelions whenever someone lies. How will you maintain your secret identity?

I tell them that I am using an all organic dandelion deoderant. Duh! 'Cause it smells better than sweatty turkey feathers and the chicks dig it.