Michael A. Wolf
My blogs
Gender | Male |
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Industry | Communications or Media |
Occupation | Writer |
Location | Bay City, CA, United States |
Introduction | Some call me 'Sam' because I'm a great golfer...and left-handed. Others know me as 'Mike' or 'Michael' because I chose those names from a hat when I was seven years old. That's how we did things when I was a kid. I remember the city the way it used to be back then; gleaming towers and mag-lev trains as far as the eye could see. We were fools; toying with forces we couldn't possibly understand. We dared to think ourselves gods. Then the inevitable happened; an army of hyper-intelligent apes marched down from the mountains and pelted us with their hyper-intelligent feces. That's when we knew the charade had come to an end. So we loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly...Hills, that is! |
Favorite Movies | WONDERBOYS, THE FRENCH CONNECTION, BUTCH CASSIDY & THE SUNDANCE KID, CABIN BOY, OPEN RANGE, SERENITY |
Favorite Music | Power Pop! |
Favorite Books | DRACULA |
You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.
Easy; when the goat devours the Slinky his power of flight will emerge and I'll ride him out of the well.