Michael A. Wolf

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Communications or Media
Occupation Writer
Location Bay City, CA, United States
Introduction Some call me 'Sam' because I'm a great golfer...and left-handed. Others know me as 'Mike' or 'Michael' because I chose those names from a hat when I was seven years old. That's how we did things when I was a kid. I remember the city the way it used to be back then; gleaming towers and mag-lev trains as far as the eye could see. We were fools; toying with forces we couldn't possibly understand. We dared to think ourselves gods. Then the inevitable happened; an army of hyper-intelligent apes marched down from the mountains and pelted us with their hyper-intelligent feces. That's when we knew the charade had come to an end. So we loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly...Hills, that is!
Favorite Movies WONDERBOYS, THE FRENCH CONNECTION, BUTCH CASSIDY & THE SUNDANCE KID, CABIN BOY, OPEN RANGE, SERENITY
Favorite Music Power Pop!
Favorite Books DRACULA

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

Easy; when the goat devours the Slinky his power of flight will emerge and I'll ride him out of the well.