| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | professional ham sandwich eater |
| Location | Brooklyn, New York |
| Introduction | This has been a blog. |
| Interests | burritos, linoleum relief cuts, other people's parents |
| Favorite Movies | Rudy |
| Favorite Music | the overture to "Cats" |
| Favorite Books | I like all the same ones you like. OH MY GOD. Isn't that weird?! |
