J. R. Braden

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Science
Occupation Cheerleader
Location Richmond, Virginia, United States
Introduction I'm a godless Yank queer with delusions of being a great author. I obsess over ethics, law, civil liberties, and science, and the harmful effects on all of them by the religious majority. \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ "Talking to Reed is like punching a brick wall, except it occasionally hits back." - Trey Jackson //////////////////// "Talking to Reed is like playing with a Rubik’s cube, you think you’re close to a solution and a red square appears from the left side. It’s the one that says 'you’re screwed'." - LiteraryDeadKittens \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ "It's Reed and his reckless quasimoralism that pisses me off." - Nicholas A. Poole ///////////////////// My kitten's name is Darwin Cheshire Braden, and he chews dead skin off the inside of my nostrils to wake me up most mornings.
Interests Obscurity, obscenity, obsessivity, writing, the absurd, writing the absurd
Favorite Movies Dr. Strangelove: or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb, Nightmare on Elm Street, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, Inglourious Basterds, Singing In The Rain, Bringing Up Baby, Mars Attacks!, Zombieland, Star Trek, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
Favorite Music Squirrel Nut Zippers, Radiohead, The Decemberists, Chopin, Ben Folds, Ray Charles, Regina Spektor, Ella Fitzgerald, Louis Armstrong, Tom Lehrer, K. J. Mitchell
Favorite Books Lamb: The Gospel According To Biff; Christ's Childhood Pal, A Dirty Job, Fool, Fluke: or I Know Why the Winged Whale Sings, Practical Demonkeeping, Invisible Monsters, Survivor, Rant, Fight Club, Haunted, Choke, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, Life, the Universe and Everything, So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish, Mostly Harmless, And Another Thing..., A Brief History of Time, The Ancestor's Tale, The God Delusion, The Greatest Show On Earth: Evidence for Evolution, god Is Not Great: How Religion Poisons Everything, A History of Western Philosophy (B. Russell), The Structure of Evolutionary Theory, Wonderful Life (S. J. Gould), The Stand, More Information Than You Require, The Areas of My Expertise

When you hesitate before hitting snooze on your alarm clock, are you being lazy?

I never hesitate to hit snooze on my alarm clock. I'm always awake right on time--and sometimes up a little early--to catch my alarm in time to shut it up.