Miryam (mama o' the matrices)

About Me

I am a mom. I am not a doctor or dietician, nor do I play one on TV. Please check anything I say with your doc before taking any of my suggestions. Especially if I'm joking. Please also, always, always, always double and triple check ingredients - even on products that I'm using for the Imperfects. Your allergies might not be mine, and if they are, ingredient lists/allergen risks change without warning. So check! And if I've made a mistake, let me know... miryam.matrices@gmail.com.

The children are waiting! Please tell them the story about the bald frog with the wig:

Once there was a bald frog. He really, really wanted to be a blues singer, but felt he needed hair for that. After some thought, he popped a toupee on his head, hoping it looked James Brown-ish. But so uncool: froggy sweat rolled down his face. Nearby, a crawdad saw the toupee, and hatched a plan. He snatched the toupee, sniggering with glee. The frog, now comfortable, decided to go into soul.

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