Bedtime Storyteller

About me

Gender Female
Occupation writer
Location Between satin sheets, nekkid
Introduction Writing is a lot like sex. At first you do it because you like it. Then you find yourself doing it for a few close friends and people you like. But if you're any good at all...you end up doing it for money.
Favorite Movies Threesome, The Secretary, 9 1/2 Weeks

If you were a cannibal, what would you wear to dinner?

a napkin