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|Location||VA, United States|
|Favorite Movies||Sphere, The Importance of Being Earnest, The Mask|
|Favorite Books||The Importance of Being Earnest, Atlas Shrugged, 12 Angry Men, The Holy Bible, Mere Christianity, Bad Monkeys, Brave New World, Out of the Silent Planet, Rainbows End|
Unlike a dog, how can a turtle ever be naked?
Dogs are chaste creatures and will always shower in their clothes to avoid nudity. Conversely, turtles are far "earthier" and view clothing as a barrier between oneself and the omnipresent currents of cosmic nectar.