The Life and Musings of Kelvin J. Patterson

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Gender	Male
Location	London, U of K, United Kingdom
Links	Wishlist
Introduction	@lettersofnot
Interests	Celine Dion. The people who map stuff. Photographing. Textiles. 1940's condiments. Jesus. Mohammed. Buddha. Bob Hope. The man who made hole punchers and yet never got the credit he should have gotten.
Favorite Movies	Most of the Police Academy series but not 2 or 6. They suck and are not funny. Herbie Reloaded. The Inspector Clouseau Movies but only the ones with Steve Martin in them. Meshes of the Afternoon.
Favorite Music	Celine. Terence Trent D'Arby. Suzanne Vega. Tanita Tikaram.
Favorite Books	Tonight by R.A Steinberg. And then he kissed me by Ranisha Dukakis. Poems Angie Bowie.

For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:

"I want you to assist me in forcing her on board the lugger. Once there I'll frighten her into marrying me." Is this sexist or sexy?