|Introduction||My name is Oskar. I am 6 years old and I'm excessively handsome. I am a miniature schnauzer, so I am in charge here, but I do not have my people very well trained yet. There are also cats here, which was obviously not my choice.|
|Interests||Sniffing butts, barking at random things & telling people about how cool I am.|
The children are waiting! Please tell them the story about the bald frog with the wig:
That would be silly, I will tell them the story about an awesome, handsome dog named Oskar.