Kristin Ni
- Age: 26
- Gender: Female
- Astrological Sign: Taurus
- Zodiac Year: Dog
- Occupation: Professional Killer
- Location: Austin : TX : United States
About Me
I am an enigma, wrapped in a puzzle, sunk into a mystery
If you were a cannibal, what would you wear to dinner?
well, definitely not all white...maybe something bright and decadent like purple.
Interests
- alcohol
- altoids
- animals
- art
- arthritis
- bars
- being poor
- bing crosby
- biology
- black
- blankets
- books
- bottled water
- boys socks
- bugs
- candy
- caramel
- cartoons
- cats
- cd's
- cheese
- chinese food
- cigarettes
- clothing
- clubs
- color
- comics
- concerts
- cooking
- crayolas
- dave chappelle
- detroit
- deviation
- dogs
- education
- elves
- enemies
- escalators
- eyes
- family
- fatigue
- faygo
- flowers
- fruit leather
- fucking
- funny things
- garden state
- goldfish crackers
- grass
- gummy worms
- guns
- hair
- hair dye
- henry rollins
- history
- home
- homies
- honey
- humanistic psychology
- humor
- ice cream
- icewater
- indiana jones
- indie
- insects
- insomnia
- intoxication
- iron chef
- joe schmo
- john cusack
- jokes
- jude law
- juice
- kerouac
- king clovis
- kissing
- knives
- lambchop
- license plates
- literature
- loserdom
- love
- makeup
- malta
- medical oddities
- missouri
- movies
- mst3k
- museums
- music
- nature
- nerds
- news
- nyquil
- one inch punch
- outdoors
- ovaltine
- pain
- pasta
- photography
- physiology
- piercings
- plants
- politics
- porn
- prescription drugs
- pretty pictures
- psychology
- punk music
- rabbits
- reading
- reality shows
- relationships
- risk
- rivers
- rural america
- salvador dali
- sexuality
- shaft
- shoes
- silver jewelry
- sleeping
- smashing pumpkins
- smoking marijuana
- steve mcqueen
- strange pictures
- strawberry jam
- tea
- the country
- the food network
- the ghetto
- the human body
- the pistons
- the smashing pumpkins
- the wizard of oz
- tmnt
- trees
- tv
- underwear
- urban areas
- video games
- vonnegut
- willy wonka
- work
- world
- writing
- writing utensils
- medical marijuana
Favorite Movies
- Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
- The Wizard of OZ
- Hackers
- Grosse Pointe Blank
- Cool Hand Luke
- Garden State
- Love with the Proper Stranger
- Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
- The Towering Inferno
- The Verdict
- Zoolander
- Old School
- Stranger than Fiction
- Talladega Nights
- Borat
- Anchorman
- Doctor Zhivago
- Ed Wood
- Wedding Crashers
- The Royal Tenenbaums
- Rushmore
- Polish Wedding
- This World
- Then the Fireworks
- Say Anything
- Better Off Dead
- Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil
- Cat on a Hot Tin Roof
- Fat Man and Little Boy
- Three Seasons
- Last Life in the Universe
- High Fidelity
- Saw
- Saw II
- Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
- The Sting
- Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
- American Beauty
- 40 year old virgin
- The Ballad of Jack and Rose
- My Left Foot
- Gangs of New York
- City of God
- Eve's Bayou
- Donnie Darko
- The Godfather
- The Hudsucker Proxy
- Magnolia
- Napoleon Dynamite
- Punch-Drunk Love
- Pulp Fiction
- Kill Bill
- Kill Bill II
- Indiana Jones (all)
- Reservoir Dogs
- Scarface
- Sin City
- True Romance
- 28 Days Later
- Batman
- Benny and Joon
- The Big Lebowski
- Bullitt
- Braveheart
- Buffalo '66
- Edward Scissorhands
- Election
- Empire Records
- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
- Fight Club
- A River Runs Through It
- Freeway
- Four Rooms
- Manny and Lo
- Pirates of the Caribbean
- Gilbert Grape
- Oceans 11
Favorite Music
Favorite Books
Kristin Ni's Blogs
| Blog Name | Team Members | |
|---|---|---|
 |
One Inch Punch...A personal blog | |
|
Learning to be Domestic |
