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For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
Dear Aunt Cockadoodledoo, Thank you. I thought it was a rooster and attempted to cook it and realised that it dispenses something sticky. I licked my fingers and discovered it was maple syrup. I then made the rooster sits on the waffle and slowly let the syrup drips onto it. But it wasn't working because I've accidentally melted its butthole! But anyways, thanks.