| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Government |
| Occupation | President of the United States of America |
| Location | Crawford, Texas, United States |
| Introduction | I'm a homegrown self-made Texan from a family of Conneticut millionaires. I run a pretty large corporation called the USA with about 290 million employees. There are a lot of rumors on the internets about me, but don't worry- only most of them are true. |
| Interests | War, Oil, Presidenting, Vacationing, Non-Economics, Public Speaking, Harry Potter, Lobbying, Kickbacks, Big Business, Making Words Up, Cocaine, Supreme Court Nominating, Creation Theory, Faking Religion |
| Favorite Movies | Dave, Primary Colors, The American President, Harry Potter, JFK, Grand Jury Testimony of William Jefferson Clinton, Air Force One, Independence Day, My Fellow Americans, FahrenHYPE 911 |
| Favorite Music | Hail to the Chief |
| Favorite Books | Where the Wild Things Are, Goodnight Moon, Harry Potter, Curious George, Clifford, Transformers Coloring Book, Patriot Act |
If mud is dirt plus water, what is clay?
Iraqi oil, bombs, and blood.
