Stuart "Not A Robot" Bird

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When the time comes I hope to be in an underground bunker somewhere. I aint gonna be no robot bitch.

When your science teacher smashed a frozen rose with a hammer, did you warm the petals to bring them back to life?

No I thought about the symbolism of smashing a rose with a hammer, and looked at the teacher in a new light, I noticed his unironed shirt, the weariness in his eyes, and wondered if perhaps the rumours were true and his wife had indeed left him for a juggling midget she met when the circus was in town.

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