| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Night-man |
| Location | The Windy City, Illinois, United States |
| Introduction | Tom Turdman is a Fellow at the Joseph Pujol Center for Scatological Studies. |
| Interests | Colophonics |
| Favorite Movies | Blazing Saddles |
| Favorite Music | Rhapsody in Brown |
| Favorite Books | Ars Honeste Petandi in Societate by Ortuinus, Physiologia Crepitus Ventris by Rudolph Goclenius the Younger, Eloge du Pet by F.X. Mercier, Merde by Ralph A. Lewin |
