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For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
I'd like to thank you for the gift. I wish you hadn't given it to me but you did and now we both have to live with the consequences. But on the upside, that hideous, semi-transparent creature will live to serve me without complaint forever.