The Alterpenguin Superdork
My blogs
Blogs I follow
- 2 Percent
- Adventures in The Occipital Lobe
- deer hunter
- eatmorecrayons
- Hollywood Sucker
- Injozi II
- John Barleycorn Reborn
- Karl Lagerfeld's Guide to Life
- Liam Lynch, Photographer
- Nancy Pearl Wannabe
- R. Brown Does Durban Town
- random orange musings
- Running away from home
- tea, thyme and cheese
- The Mompetition
- Warren van Rensburg Photography
| Gender | Female |
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| Location | Long Beach, California, United States |
| Introduction | Lara was created in the early eighties when George Lucas’s imagination got bored and went fishing with Timothy Leary. She developed slowly under a tree somewhere in Africa before she too caught the boredom virus. She then created a small, average, awkward looking person to inhabit and hitchhiked across the galaxy searching for the antidote to the dreaded virus, or at least something to amuse her in the meantime.She doesn't know anything about grammar but does, in fact, have a grandma or two. So far Blogging, Procreation,Insane Musicians and Good Cheese have kept her reasonably well occupied but the Hitchhikers Guide is in her back pocket and she is ready to set off again, tackling punctuation, cooking, dancing and a particularly large sea bass along the way... stay tuned! [and just so you dont ask - yes I have seen Yentl, and no - I don't] |
| Interests | Rainbows, Yoyo's, Vintage Hats, Strawberries, Rainbow Brite, Shera, Star Wars, Screen Printing, Stockings, 50's Musicals, People Smarter Than Me, Tom Bombadil, Chaos, More Hats, Shoe's, The Law of Thermodynamics, Things that make Toilets work, The Vagaries of Punctuation, Music, Neil Gaiman's Brain, Ebay, Pencil Skirts, Twinsets, Cherries, Great movies, War and Peace, Humanity, Sparkly Things and ADD |
| Favorite Movies | Not Yentl..., Gentlemen prefer Blondes, Some like it Hot, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Guys and Dolls, American History X, Stardust, The Breakfast Club, Edward Scissorhands, Pretty in Pink, Corpse Bride, Reservoir Dogs, Sweeney Todd, Dead Poets Society, The Notebook, Scent of a Woman, Sin City, Funny Face, Sabrina, The list is long and Boring... |
| Favorite Music | The Horrorpops, Deftones, Sevendust, Story of the Year, NoFX, The Used, Xtina, Billie Holiday, Frank Sinatra |
| Favorite Books | American Gods, Neverwhere - Gaiman, Good Omens, The Truth - Pratchett, Jessica - Bryce Courtenay, The Gashlycrumb Tinies - Gorey, The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy - Burton, Georges Marvellous Medicine - Dahl. |
Describe the sound of a moist waffle falling onto a hot griddle.
Why does the word moist always sound so dirty, even in stork ads, its so incredibly random, which must mean its vaguely related to punctuation. Like, cousins, but ones who can kiss - "there go Moist and Punctuation again, isn't incest disgusting?"