UltraCon
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Government |
| Location | Ohio, United States |
| Introduction | Hardcore Conservative fighting for Traditional Principle. |
| Interests | Politics, Reagan Conservatism |
| Favorite Music | I enjoy just about everything. Rock, Classic Rock, Oldies, Country, Opera, Classical, etc. |
Your bow is not broken but you've run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?
By painting your face multiple bright colors, screaming "for Germania" at the top of your lungs, and charging the nearest group of peaceful sheep herders.