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About Me

I'm a college student who enjoys having a good time whether is be singing with my chums, studying, partying, hanging out with friends, or being alone. I have a very unique sense of humor, and most people can't quite figure it out until they've already discarded me for being a jerk. I can be, but I'm not. You just have to get to know me.

Your pajamas have duckies on them. Why did you switch from choo-choos?

Doesn't matter as long as the Duckies still have rubber soled footies, a zipper in the back, and an ass flap for when the going gets rough.

Interests

Favorite Movies

Favorite Music

Favorite Books