I was born and raised in Noo Yawk but everyone thinks I'm from California. I guess it's like, because of the way that I totally, you know, talk? I grew up on Vincent Price, Alfred Hitchcock Presents and MST3K. I used to worry that I was a sociopath until I had my heart broken for the first time and cried to the point of dehydration. I have a massive girl crush on Barbara Steele. I've got a ton of great bar stories. I think William Castle was a genius. I have an irrational fear of costumed characters. I have a truly awesome orange cat named Grady who spent the first seven months of his life living as a girlcat named "Sadie". He's in cat therapy now.
I have both the worst and best taste in movies of anyone you'll ever meet.
Oh, and I play the ukulele.
