Joe Wagner

About Me

Droppin' it significantly less like it's hot, and more like it's just really heavy and awkward.

For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:

This syrup dispenser is great Aunt Rose- microwave safe and everything! I like hot maple syrup only slightly less than I love hot cock.This is the best of two worlds I never thought I could combine. You're the sibling of one (or both) of my parents : )

Interests

Favorite Movies

Favorite Music

Favorite Books

My Blogs

Team Members

I [heart] Papyrus  
Dispatches from the Brink