Cardboard Groundhog
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Technology |
| Location | Ontario, Canada |
| Links | Wishlist |
| Introduction | Cardboard Groundhog: 1.) Not a real groundhog. 2.) Like a paper tiger, but a groundhog. 3.) "Think about it: who cares a flying fuck whether or not an office superstore wishes them a seasonal greeting? I find it offensive. I'd prefer if, in December, a large office supply corporation held a "Just Pretend It's February" promotional campaign. If a company did that, I'd camp out in their stores all through December. The most seasonal thing you'd see would be a cardboard groundhog on a fake Groundhog Day reminding you to upgrade your PC's memory card." - Douglas Coupland, The Gum Thief. |
| Interests | Video games, tabletop games, word games, card games, general gaming, animation, cooking, writing, philosophy, anthropology, politics, pre-Season-10 The Simpsons, and WEEEEED MAAAAAAN. |
| Favorite Movies | Dr. Strangelove, Spirited Away, The Big Lebowski, Waking Life, Ratatouille |
| Favorite Music | AC Newman/Neko Case/The New Pornographers, Corb Lund, Flaming Lips, Blitzen Trapper, They Might Be Giants |
| Favorite Books | Unweaving the Rainbow - Richard Dawkins; Consciousness Explained - Daniel Dennett; Microserfs - Douglas Coupland; The Hobbit - J.R.R. Tolkien; Guns, Germs and Steel - Jared Diamond; Cat's Cradle - Kurt Vonnegut |
Come up with some possible band names for your group that features a washboard and a styrofoam tuba.
The Thrillbillies, Toilet Otter, The Hobo-sexuals, Schlubb and Klump, The Unkillable Mister Zug