Ben

About me

Gender Male
Industry Agriculture
Occupation IT Administrator
Location Washington, United States
Links Audio Clip
Introduction Writer, Storyteller, Voice Actor, Dungeon Master, low-key psychopomp, would-be entertainer. Generally odd, probably folds like a Gary.
Interests https://tapas.io/professorarmitage, https://www.youtube.com/c/benjaminlisman, https://www.fanfiction.net/u/1067778/, https://www.fictionpress.com/u/187704/, https://www.royalroad.com/profile/90541, https://app.roll20.net/users/1358905/armchair-professor, https://www.deviantart.com/steamveildesigns
Favorite Movies 1408, Blazing Saddles, The Avengers, Iron Man, Transylvania 6-5000, A Brief History of the World part 1, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Up In Smoke, Still Smoking, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, Clerks, The Thin Man, Steven Universe
Favorite Music Yahzick, MC Frontalot, Watsky, MC Chris, Ken Ashcorp, Steam Powered Giraffe, OneRepublic, Michael Bublé, Tom Jones, John Cougar Mellencamp, Elton John, The Cab, Breaking Benjamin, Three Days Grace, New Medicine, Panic! at the Disco, Queen, My Chemical Romance, Fitz and The Tantrums, Mumford and Sons, Every Avenue, Linkin Park, Fall Out Boy, Andy Grammar, The Animal in Me, Breathe Carolina, VersaEmerge, DCCM, Twenty One Two, TeraBrite, NateWantsToBattle, Go Radio, Radio Gosha, The Agonist, Ludo, Fame on Fire, Icon for Hire, Fight the Fade, Wild Fire, New Hollow, Egypt Central, Devour the Day, Omarion, 10 Years, Sub Urban, Joji, Marina, John legend, Lizzo, Kings of Leon, Avantasia, Billie Eilish, Hot Chelle Rae, Stan Freberg, Tom Lehrer, Weird Al Yankovich, atlas, Samsa, Weezer, Fat Damon, Oliver Tree, The Correspondants, Dragonforce, I Fight Dragons, KONGOS, Gorillaz, Papa Roach, Alice Merton, Starbomb, Cult to Follow, Throw the Fight, Anarbor, Wayland, Finger Eleven, Tonight Alive, Rise Against, Ray Stevens, We Are The In Crowd, Sixx:AM, Flight of the Conchords, Mayday Parade, Set It Off, Blackalicious, Mac Lethal, Professor Elemental, Baba Brinkman, Billy Joel, Owl City, Mystery Skulls, Who Is Fancy, Meghan Trainor, MC Lars, Schaffer the Darklord, Doctor Awkward, Sleeping with Sirens, Jim's Big Ego, Tim Minchin, A Static Lullabye, Rufio, Silverstein, Katy Perry, Ed Sheeran, MandoPony, Caleb Hyles, Chase Holfelder, Leo Moraccioli, Capital Cities, Blue October, December in Red, Billy Talent, Spoken, Falling Up, (Hed) P.E., Jonathan Coulton, My Darkest Days, Superchic(k), Chevelle, Nate Ruess, Five Finger Death Punch, Adam Lambert, Of Monsters and Men, Cage the Elephant, Itch, Imagine Dragons, Brian Setzer Orchestra, Neon Trees, Deftones
Favorite Books Soon I Will Be Invincible by Austin Grossman, Frankenstein by Mary Shelley, I Strahd by P.N. Elrod, Giant Days by John Allison, Erma by Brandon Santiago, Gold Digger by Fred Perry, Lady Mechanika by Joe Benitez, Legenderry by Bill Willingham

You've rented a sky-writer to propose to your significant other, but it's completely overcast. What will you do?

Tell him to fly a banner, then shoot him down so that he crashes within sight.