katie

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My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball, but tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward, upward not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling toward freedom!

For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:

Dear Aunt, Thanks ever so much for the cock. I can't wait to make sticky stuff come out of it. Yrs in inappropriateness, katie

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