|Location||Wakefield, Virginia, United States|
|Introduction||I love taking nerdy photos with my digital camera, and doing research on sick/dead retail establishments in my area. Due to my love of dead retail, I became an assistant editor at deadmalls.com. I also like trying and buying many different kinds of soda. It's my hobby.|
|Interests||Ed Helms, dead malls, Cheap Seats without Ron Parker, Jason and Randy Sklar, Ford Escorts, Mystery Science Theater 3000, grocery stores, soda, diet coke with lemon, diet coke with lime, malls, paper journals, amy fisher, kristi yamaguchi|
|Favorite Movies||Election, Office Space, Lost In Translation, MST3K : The Movie, Super Size Me, Batman (1966), Earthquake, The Towering Inferno, Spellbound, Garden State, Private Parts|
|Favorite Books||America The Book : By The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Writers, Live From New York : By Tom Shales and others, A Question Of Attraction : By David Nicholls, I Hated Hated Hated Hated This Movie : By Roger Ebert, The Mystery Science Theater 3000 Colossial Movie Guide : By The MST3K Writers, Shampoo Planet, Microserfs, and Girlfriend In A Coma : By Douglas Coupland, The Virgin Suicides : By Jeffrey Eugenides, Private Parts & Miss America : By Howard Stern, Carrie : By Stephen King, So Far : By Kelsey Grammer, My Story : By Amy Fisher|
If mud is dirt plus water, what is clay?
Dirt With Two Drops Of Water?