Sarah, the Evil Genius with a Heart of Gold
- Age: 252
- Gender: Female
- Astrological Sign: Capricorn
- Zodiac Year: Rat
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About Me
Wife of R, mother of The Ape Squad: Beebie, Ry the Pie, and Tito. Mainly, I write about my knitting and the things that interrupt it - kids, depression, poop, and my everyday adventures as a stay-at-home mom. I'm really not that brilliant, but just play along for the sake of my dignity, won't you?
How do you pronounce the 'g' in bologna?
That's a G? I always thought it was "Oscar Mayer Has A Way With B-O-L-O-Z-N-A." No wonder I flunked Kinderzarten.