The Fat Kid

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Gender Male
Location Hampton, Virginia, United States
Introduction A man, his history, and his humor. Thats me! I think im still married for now, until my wife leaves me for a man with a deformity. (Just kidding honey, you are right, midgets are not considered deformed) I have a kid too! He looks just like me.... Poor kid! I have 2 other lifeforms in my home as well...A little girl that acts like she drinks Red Bull all the time and a dog that eats almost everything but will not guard my home for anything! Disclaimer: I am not a journalist or a freelance writer. Any errors you see here was put there on purpose.

In the dream where you show up to school naked, why do you never go swimming?

I still cant swim!!!