Matt
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
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| Location | United Kingdom |
| Introduction | I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prize-winning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. |
| Interests | Films, games, computers, photography, walking, music, concerts |
| Favorite Movies | The Dark Knight, Batman, Terminator, Terminator 2, Alien, Incredible Hulk, Iron Man, The Crow, Se7en... Too many to mention. |
| Favorite Music | Metallica, Linkin Park, Muse, Trivium, Ozzy Osbourne, Iron Maiden, Pendulum, Karnivool, AC/DC, In Flames, Nine Inch Nails, Machine Head... |
| Favorite Books | The Silence Of The Lambs, Batman: The Long Halloween |