|Location||Auburn, Washington, United States|
|Interests||Bicycling, homebrewing beer|
|Favorite Movies||Once Upon a Time in the West|
|Favorite Music||Dave Matthews Band|
|Favorite Books||Skin Tight by Carl Hiaasen|
For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
Dear Auntie: The rooster is fabulous. I just can't believe that you knew we needed a maple syrup dispenser in the shape of a...