Drew

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Manufacturing
Occupation Marketing Technologies Coordinator
Location Erie, Pennsylvania, United States
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Introduction writer, teacher, editor, father, husband, list maker, former IT goon, and Marketing Technologies Coordinator (the newest, fanciest title)
Interests Experimental fiction, postmodernism, postmodern theory, creative writing, RPGs, RPG creation, World Building, Martial Arts, Video Games, Music
Favorite Movies Snatch, LoTR, The Machinist, Crank, The Sopranos, Six Feet Under, Kill Bill, The L Word, Penn & Teller's Bullshit
Favorite Music NIN, Gary Numan, Collide, Blue Man Group, Garbage, I Monster, Infected Mushroom, Aiko, Do As Infinity, Taiko Drums, The Dresden Dolls, Scarling, Emilie Autumn, Jill Tracy, The Birthday Massacre, Emilie Simon, The Ting Tings
Favorite Books Strange as this Weather Has Been, The Road, Rant, Samedi the Deafness, The Age of Wire and String, Lost in the Funhouse, Coming Soon!!!!!, Chimera, House of Leaves, The Last Samurai

If there's no I in team, why is there meat?

Team - n. (pl.) A body of individual meats with a common goal. Each meat of the team comprises a role: 1. Do-er 2. Faker 3. Annoyer 4. (the meat that doesn't show up) 5. Lazy-er. Teams survive only upon the back of the do-er and his/her infinite patience or ethical restrain from murdering the rest of the meats in the team and returning to the state of being an individual meat.