xyzandme

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About me

Gender Male
Occupation p0rnstar
Location Hudibaba, poopistan
Introduction I am..



For extraterrestrial species:
I am an Earthling.
Species : Humans,
Gender: Male
Orientation: Straight & Desperate
I am a peaceful resident of the universe(or the multiverse).

For Human male species:
I do not exist.

For Human female species:
I am an entity..
you find amiable when you are just breaking up or have just broke up with a sixpack abs/cute guy.
..you prefer to approach during your exams.
..you "like spending time" with when you are forced to reside in a sh!tty environment.
..whom you like to interact with when you have nothing better to do or when you have PMS.
But I am not a puppet, I am a grenade..

For myself:
I have no idea about who the fhaakin fhaak I am.
Interests Women & Nature
Favorite Movies bluestreak
Favorite Music twinkle twinkle lil stars
Favorite Books kamasutra

Your hand has been replaced by a rubber stamp. What does it say?

it says that my fantasies have gone over the limit and I seriously need a real girl friend.