Girl, Please!

About me

Gender Female
Industry Advertising
Occupation bionic woman
Location Right here, In hell, United States
Introduction 30-something (oh god did I just say that phrase?) creative freak trying to figure out what the hell I want to be when I grow up and gain sanity. Expect tons of TMI and a lot of swearing. And don't take things too seriously here. I sure don't.
Interests Design, skating, puppies!!, hiking, camping, taking long walks in the forest preserves, forensics, creativity, advertising, Family Guy, picking fuzz out of my belly button, 501st, Star Wars, StormTroopers, MST3k, Darth Vader, Photoshop, Flash, web design, Heroes, DragonCon
Favorite Movies History of the World Part I (what ever happened to Part II?) Any other Mel Brooks movie. Love the cheese. Shawshank Redemption Wedding Crashers Soul Plane (see the theme? Cheese)
Favorite Music literally anything but classical and that ultra, Euro dance shit. I need lyrics, people!

Which do you prefer and why: whittling with soap or whistling with wood?

Mmmm whistling with wood. Guess where. I give you three chances and it doesn't involve my mouth.