River Driver

About Me

I'm an overweight and underpaid high school teacher with a love for water and, unfortunately, all the foods that I shouldn't eat. I am also completely incapable of making my pinky finger hit the orange fret on Guitar Hero.

Do you believe that forks are evolved from spoons?

Yes! And there is no missing link, because we have SPORKS!

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