| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Consulting |
| Occupation | Prison Coach |
| Location | Northern Virginia, United States |
| Introduction | "Story of my life. When the cards are down--no place to go. Nobody to talk to." "You should get married." "That's nobody to talk to in spades." "Maybe you're right." "Damn right I am. There's nobody as lonely as an all-married man." --John Steinbeck, The Winter of Our Discontent |
| Interests | Extortion, White-Collar Crime, Racketeering, Making Boastful Threats, Starting Secret Cabals, Oil Painting. |
| Favorite Movies | The Hudsucker Proxy, Lawrence of Arabia, Casablanca, The Manchurian Candidate, About A Boy, Napoleon Dynamite, The Gathering Storm. |
| Favorite Music | Harvey Danger, The White Stripes, Jack Johnson, Weezer, Radiohead, The Killers. |
| Favorite Books | For Common Things, The Winter of Our Discontent, Life of Pi, The Road to Serfdom. |
