|Location||Johannesburg, South Africa|
|Introduction||Originally from Scotland, now living in South Africa. I am married 13 years and we have two wee gorgeous lassies aged nearly 10 and 7. I am in awe of these three people everyday. I am simply an offensive Daft Scots Lass, a wife and a working mum blogging her life and all her wicked, twisted thoughts. Not for the faint-hearted or Plonkers who are offended by four-letter words. An Instagram Whore and HUGE Jack White fan.|
|Interests||Blogging, vlogging, mooncup, menstrual cup, crystals, camping, music, hypnosis, telepathy, ginger, photography, red hair, long eye lashes, spiked heels, high heels, shoes, handbags, oranges, snail mail, tea, chocolate, fashion, poetry, swimming, boerewors, sunshine, wine, strawberry daiquiris, fine art, ballet, girls nights out, cocktails, naked men, a good laugh, reality television, bananas, sexting, sunglasses, scotland, scottish stuff, HNT, scottish|
|Favorite Movies||Sense and Sensibility, Lord of the Rings, Othello, The Ring, It Might Get Loud, Dr Who, How I met your Mother, Misfits, Big Bang Theory, Impractical Jokers, American Idol, X Factor, Britains Got Talent, Muppets from Space, Madagascar, Wild Hogs, anything with Al Pacino, Anthony Hopkins or Robert De Niro and Brad Pitt of course!|
|Favorite Music||JACK WHITE, The Whites Stripes, Jack White, Meg White, The Dead Weather, The Raconteurs, Seasick Steve, The Artic Monkeys, Foo Fighters, The Black Keys, Them Crooked Vultures, Blind William McTell, Son House, KT Tunstall, India Arie, AC/DC, Mozart, U2, UB40, The Doors, Aretha Franklin, Beethoven, Soggy Bottom Boys, Lenny Kravitz, Will Young, The Jam, The Kills, the list is endless....|
|Favorite Books||Anything by Bill Bryson and Marian Keyes or Ben Elton|
You've broken up with your old band and are about to release your first solo album. Please write the liner notes:
How many times a day do you say Fuck?