Dave Future

Gender: Male
Astrological Sign: Leo
Industry: Technology
Location: The Bamboo Forests : United States

About Me

I kick so much ass that the three horsemen of the Apocalypse called me up and asked me out of retirement. To bad I was engaged in a heavy game of I'm sleeping with your Mom, otherwise I would have totally hit that.

For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:

Dear Auntie, Remember years ago when I pitched a shit fit in the living room because my mom gave me a year 2000 picture frame in the year 2003? Well, same thing except this is almost a little more useless as maple syrup typically comes packaged in its own fucking bottle. Thanks again you wacky bitch.