| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Education |
| Occupation | Writer, Water Aerobics Instructor |
| Location | Green Bay, Wisconsin, United States |
| Introduction | A humorist who writes "Pluck Chin Hair" in her planner. Married with children, a dog and a hermit gene to fight. |
| Interests | Writing, cooking, alienating people with my "Foot in Mouth" disease. |
| Favorite Movies | Moonstruck, Under the Tuscan Sun, Working Girl, You've Got Mail, Innerspace, Return of the Pink Panther (Peter Sellers, of course), Monty Python and the Holy Grail |
| Favorite Music | Anything but Country. |
| Favorite Books | The Lost Symbol, Like Water for Elephants, Jane Eyre, Notes from Underground |
You've successfully slain the dragon! How will you toast your marshmallows?
Why do I still get zits at age 46?
