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|Occupation||Radiologic Technologist, Corruptor of Virgins|
|Location||Salem, Oregon, United States|
|Introduction||I live with my fiance and my cat Jiji Kittypants, and while Mister Kittypants provides hours of entertainment, as well as free heat when my feet are cold, he can't really talk back or pretend to laugh when I think I've said something funny.
About Me (Jess): 30, female, nerd, gamer, fatass bitch. I'm a graduate of Oregon Tech (yeah, that place where they fence in the geeks).
I DON'T WANT CHILDREN. EVER. On a related note, I also kick puppies and sexually harass nuns in my spare time.
I work as an x-ray/CT tech on the graveyard shift at a tiny hospital in the middle of nowhere. It's pretty cool...they pay me to sit on my ass all night while waiting for patients to come to the ER.
(Reading Jess' blog may cause dizziness, irritability, confusion, irreversible damage to the boredom gland, and/or slight anal leakage. Dangerously hilarious results may ensue when mixing Jess and alcoholic beverages or other mind-altering substances. Talk to your doctor to see if Jess is right for you. If, after reading Jess' blog, you have an erection lasting longer than four hours, seek immediate medical attention, you sick fuck.)
|Interests||writing, drawing, playing guitar, singing, anime, Japanese stuff, Quaker, Shinto, Buddhism, cooking, cycling, gullible men|
|Favorite Movies||Clerks, Edward Scissorhands, Friday the 13th movies, Ghost World, Hayao Miyazaki, horror movies, Johnny Depp, martial arts, Monty Python, Stanley Kubrick, Star Wars, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Thora Birch, Tim Burton, Tim Curry|
|Favorite Music||80's music, Apoptygma Berzerk, Bjork, classic rock, Dandy Warhols, David Bowie, Depeche Mode, Duran Duran, Erasure, Evanescence, Garbage, Iggy Pop, Journey, Lisa Loeb, Marilyn Manson, Natalie Merchant, Nine Inch Nails, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Smashing Pumpkins, The Beatles, The Cure, Tori Amos, Amadan|
|Favorite Books||Anne McCaffrey, Douglas Adams, Dragonriders of Pern, Edgar Allan Poe, Good Omens, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett|
Your pajamas have duckies on them. Why did you switch from choo-choos?
What? I would never switch, cos Choo-Choo Bear is awesome! Duckies are stupid. Who stole my damned Choo-Choo Bear Jammies!!??!