Miss Lucille
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| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Non-Profit |
| Occupation | dogliest dog |
| Location | San Diego, CA, United States |
| Introduction | I am....MISS Lucille, thank you very much, and I don't take kindly to people who haven't been properly introduced (via extensive butt sniffing, of course) addressing me by anything less formal. People are so presumptuous these days! Anyway, once you pass the Ass Test, you may call me Lucy. I am very blond and beautiful with a river of swirly fur running down my back. People always ask if I'm a Rhodesian Ridgeback. But I'm really a purebred English Lab. I should have been a working girl instead of a Lady of Leisure, because I am way too smart to just lounge about. I'm pretty bored most of the time....Sigh. I live in sunny San Diego with my Human Companions. I am an Alpha Female, which is why I have to bark my head off whenever I see another dog. So, there you have it, and remember, that's MISS Lucille. Capiche? |
| Interests | bunnies, kibble, treat hunts, any food, my dog bed, car rides, swimming, chew toys, anything that moves and/or smells bad, watching Westminster. |
| Favorite Movies | Best in Show, Pulp Fiction |
| Favorite Music | Opera, David Bowie, Kraak & Smaak, acid jazz, the sounds of silence, Boss not playing his bass... |
| Favorite Books | Good Dog Carl, Harry the Dirty Dog Marly and Me (duh) |
Oscillate my metallic sonatas with your plan for the Panama canal:
Do they have bunnies there?