Theoretical Grammatarian

• Age: 31
• Gender: Female
• Astrological Sign: Scorpio
• Zodiac Year: Snake
• Occupation: Mommy
• Location: San Francisco : CA

About Me

Silly, sarcastic, sweet, snuggly, near-sighted, bookish, profane. I'm a damn good shot. I drive people to the airport. I don't know how to cook for less than six people. My mother called me Trouble. I have small feet and a shoe obession. I mock, therefore I am. I'm pasty, freckled, and I throw like a girl. I'm a new, first-time Mom and not afraid to talk about my son like I'm a total idiot. I like splashing in puddles, walking in the rain, and the smell of freshly cut celery.

You moved the pot before the coffee stopped brewing. Do you smell the mountains or the burro?

I'm not smelling your burro. Sicko.

Interests

• Sci Fi
• Action Figures
• Cooking
• Cyber Punk
• Horror
• Shooting
• Kids
• Web Comics
• Coffee
• True Crime
• Kung Fu
• Music
• Folklore
• Psychology
• Body Modification

Favorite Movies

• Dead and Breakfast
• Shaun of the Dead
• Kung Fu Hustle
• The Godfather
• Flash Gordon
• The Ring
• Ju On
• The Others
• The Nightmare Before Christmas
• Boondock Saints
• Big Trouble in Little China
• Goodfellas
• Ninth Gate
• Dress to Kill
• The Dark Crystal
• Neverending Story
• Primal Fear
• Fight Club
• Death to Smoochy
• Fist of Legend
• Once Upon a Time in China
• Hellboy
• Sin City
• Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
• Brain Candy

Favorite Music

• Bunny
• The Damned
• Darkness
• VAST
• Recoil
• Brighteyes
• Meatloaf
• Pastsy Cline
• Johnny Cash
• Idiot Flesh
• KISS
• Tenacious D
• The Killers
• The Sex Pistols
• The Ramones
• The Smiths
• Billy Bragg
• Foo Fighters
• Radiohead
• Journey
• Neko Case
• Pat Benetar
• Korn
• Soul Coughing
• Grayson Manor
• Bauhaus
• Motorhead
• Ministry
• Oingo Boingo
• Dead Milkmen
• Dead Kennedys
• Dead Can Dance
• Razor Skyline
• Specimen
• MC5
• The Clash
• Duran Duran
• Depeche Mode
• The Tiger Lillies
• and more...

Favorite Books

• This Alien Shore
• The Madness Season
• The Dark Sun Trilogy
• Cryptonomicon
• Snow Crash
• American Gods
• The Alienist
• Angel of Darkness
• Good Omens
• In the Shadow of the Lion
• Weaveworld
• The Shining
• The Shockwave Rider
• Last Herald Mage of Valdemar Trilogy
• Magician
• Silverthorn
• Darkness at Sethanon
• The Maltese Falcon
• The Godfather
• Ender's Game
• The Carmen Miranda Memorial Flagpole
• uh
• yeah
• and more

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