|Introduction||I have a weird obsession with Red Eyed Green Tree Frogs. My first born child, I will call him or her Norm. My ego sometimes stretches my head and causes me to look like I have male pattern baldness. I have a compassionate and kind side. To experience it you must be special. I love working as a Paramedic, it keeps me down to earth. I have trouble deciding on a favorite color. I don’t like to stop at stop signs. I lack the ability to eat the green ketchup, even though I eat the red on almost everything. I tried cooking once, and nearly burnt my house to the ground. Since I am attracted to shiny objects, does that make me a ferret? I grew up with a less than perfect storybook childhood. I often burst out in song, of which could make me a star of the American Idol gag reel. I used to reside in a house with snakes. I can only get my dog to not crap in my house by not feeding him. I like fine expensive things… I can only let myself make use of them if I can keep imaging what my life would be like without them. Dare to know more? I know no strangers when it comes to telling stories.|
|Interests||Reading, Shopping, Working, Making People Laugh & Smile|
|Favorite Books||Math Books, Technical User Manuals (I'm Not Kidding)|
If your whole body were a hot air balloon, would you stop eating spicy food?
If my body was a hot air balloon I wouldn't feel guilty for charging for rides on me anymore! :)