Jess

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About me

Gender Female
Industry Education
Occupation English Professor
Location Tamarac, Florida, United States
Introduction My real life is a lot like THS (True Hollywood Story) except there's no fame, fortune or drug addiction; oh yeah, and my phone probably rings a lot less than Loni Anderson's. Plus, I've never had cosmetic surgery, I've never been in front of a camera, and I was never caught with a transvestite hooker -- but I think I saw one once. However, I have seen "Smoky and the Bandit" and I think Burt Reynolds is handsome in a distinguished, older man sort of way.
Interests Running, reading, trashy TV, movies, the beach, sleeping
Favorite Movies When Harry Met Sally, Casablanca, Gone With The Wind, Singin' in the Rain, You've Got Mail, Pride and Prejudice (new one), Love, Actually
Favorite Music Dave Matthews Band, Pearljam, Weezer, Jimmy Eat World, Foo Fighters, Fall Out Boy, The Killers
Favorite Books All of them

You've broken up with your old band and are about to release your first solo album. Please write the liner notes:

Too bad suckers! Clearly, I can freakin' rock out on my own!