THE Justin Dudley whose Century is HIS
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Tourism |
| Occupation | Fugacious Scribal Assistant |
| Location | Daggett Switch, Texas, United States |
| Introduction | My name is Justin Dudley and you have entered MY Century. That is correct... MY Century. How, you ask, did the era in which we live become singularly mine? Well, my friends, to put it simply: because, as a birthday present, the Lord Jesus Christ gave it to me. I realize that that statement may seem bizarre and obtuse, but you must realize that it is on that day when I gave myself to the Lord. Laugh if you must, but on the 25th anniversary of my glorious birth, I found my savior, Jesus Christ... and as a thank you gift (along with everlasting life), he gave me the Century. MY Century. The problem is that he didn't give me a very effective means to spread the word. So blogger will have to be a starting point. YOUR mission, should you choose to accept it, is to first accept that the century in which you live belongs to me. The second is to enjoy this blog, visit it frequently... learn and laugh. And third... worship the Lord Jesus Christ... and me. In doing so, your journey through MY century will be a fruitful one. Trust me. Would I lie? |
| Interests | Politics, music (alternative rock, blues, jazz, classic rock), movies, reading, history, drinking, foreplay, slinkies, teeth, sushi, smell of rotting corpses, Chris's mom, Chris's underage twin sisters, Al Franken, big feet, and men in the military... mmmmmm |
| Favorite Movies | In no particular order: Citizen Kane, Casablanca, Godfathers 1 & 2, Dr. Strangelove: Or How I Stopped Worrying and Learned to Love the Bomb, Schindler's List, Fahrenheit 9/11, Bowling for Columbine, My Fair Lady (shut up), Airplane, The Naked Gun, Blazing Saddles, Ghostbusters, Caddyshack, Lawrence of Arabia, Amadeus, The Pianist, Scarface, Goodfellas (ANYTHING by Martin Scorsese), Animal House, Old School, Glory, Singin' in the Rain, to see my dvd collection go here - http://www.dvdaficionado.com/dvds.html?cat=1&id=thebigjig |
| Favorite Music | a sample: White Stripes, Beatles, Bob Dylan, Nirvana, Jet, Beck, Counting Crows, Coldplay, Pearl Jam, the Strokes, REM, Eric Clapton, Booker T and the MG's (ANY artist from the old Stacks line), Taj Mahal, Muddy Watters, BB King, Ray Charles (RIP), the Bluuuuues Brothers, James Brown (good gawd!), Stan Kenton, Fats Waller, Tommy Dorsey, Frank Sinatra, Bird, Ella, Louis Armstrong, Pancho Sanchez, Tito Puente |
| Favorite Books | The Rise of Theodore Roosevelt, TR: Last Romantic, Don't Know Much About History, Founding Brothers, The Partly Cloudy Patriot, Take the Cannoli, Naked Pictures of Famous People, Barrel Fever, Cruel Shoes, Casino Royale, Perks of Being a Wallflower, Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot: And Other Observations, Why Not Me?, Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right, 1984, Fahrenhit 451, Of Mice and Men, Anal Beads and Crystal Pepsi: The Story of One Mans Quest to End Apartheid and Save A Defunct Cola |
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