|Location||Some iceberg, South Pacific, Antarctica|
|Introduction||I am a black and white and yellow multicolored penguin making his way as best he can in a world of monochromic monkeys.|
|Interests||Herring, Linux, politics, philosophy, food|
|Favorite Movies||Batman, Finding Nemo, March of the Penguins, Happy Feet|
|Favorite Music||Penguin Cafe Orchestra|
|Favorite Books||Do Penguins have Knees?|
In the dream where you show up to school naked, why do you never go swimming?
Silly, I'm a penguin -- I'm already swimming if I show up at a school of tasty herring!