|Industry||Communications or Media|
|Occupation||Man of Letters|
|Location||of The West|
|Introduction||I am a fictional construct originally conceived as a pen name for articles in the Los Angeles FREE PRESS at the 2000 Democratic Convention. The plume relating to the nom in question rests in the left hand of Hart Williams, about whom, the less said, the better. Officially "SMEARED" by the Howie Rich Gang. And now, smeared by Fox News and Sean Hannity, as well! Plus, FEARED by Ted Nugent! AND Hated by the Freepers! Or you could read the PBS Interview here.|
|Interests||Ergonometric prose, doll fins, epiphanatics, war mice.|
|Favorite Movies||2001, 1776, 10, 8 1/2, (m)any 007|
|Favorite Books||A Thousand and One Nights, Gravity's Rainbow, Green Eggs and Ham|
Do you believe that forks are evolved from spoons?
No. God made both on the sixth day. Knives, I believe, came on day five.