Jason Paul Tolmie

Age: 37
Gender: Male
Astrological Sign: Aquarius
Zodiac Year: Dog
Industry: Internet
Occupation: Does...not...work! Which means I must be broken yes?
Location: Teddington : Middlesex : United Kingdom

About Me

I am a quiet, sometimes moody, quite often annoying, but mostly happy 37 year old Englishman whom absolutely Loves the Countryside and trees and mountain biking & kayaking and throwing pebbles at empty Pepsi cans on the beach. I like to laugh out loud at things that are funny and take the piss out of everything and anything possible....including myself. The best feeling in the world (apart from the company of a funny woman) is taking a dump out in the open air and having a wee whilst having a drink at the exact same time. And my favorite part of the day is the night time when it is all nice and dark, where you can hide and jump out on people you want to frighten, but don't get me wrong, I love the sun too, as it gives me the chance to burn the back of my friend Lee's neck with a magnifying glass;)

When you open your eyes underwater, do you ever worry that you'll drown?

No! I look for others who are drowning and save them!

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