Dr. Pants
Gender | Male |
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Occupation | Stunt man and part-time bounty hunter |
Location | Hillbillyland, United States |
Introduction | He looked into the abyss and the abyss looked back. And they sort of decided that this blind date was not going to work out. |
Favorite Books | Mother Night by Kurt Vonnegut, Also that one with naked pictures of your mom. |
If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying "poop deck"?
Close my eyes, remember that my father died, pooping on the deck of our home. He was a brave man...yarr.