Dr. Pants

About me

Gender Male
Occupation Stunt man and part-time bounty hunter
Location Hillbillyland, United States
Introduction He looked into the abyss and the abyss looked back. And they sort of decided that this blind date was not going to work out.
Favorite Books Mother Night by Kurt Vonnegut, Also that one with naked pictures of your mom.

If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying "poop deck"?

Close my eyes, remember that my father died, pooping on the deck of our home. He was a brave man...yarr.